DRUNKS MAKE BETTER LOVERS!!!

In a long-running study out of UCLA, scientists have recently become convinced that drunks make better lovers.  "It's not that Hard to understand," says Dr. Joy Bubble, "they don't waste alot of time."
In a blind-study of over 10,000 volunteers, scientists and doctors were amazed to find that 99% percent of both men and women achieved greater sexual satisfaction from a partner that was drunk.
Why?  you might ask.

"They don't care", explained Dr. Leslie Hmmerkink, "they just don't.  They just do whatever you want them to do and usually wake up without any complaints at all."
UCLA is planning on a follow-up research plan that will include not just drunks but drunks that are infatuated
with pornagraphy.  "What we really want to discover is how many of these drunks are simply relying
on visuals received before they even got drunk in the first place."
In the meantime, if you are looking for a great lover, look no further than you're local watering-hole.
As Dr. Hmmerlink says, "if he can't even see straight you might be looking at the best time you'v ever had."

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