FERRETS DON'T CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE

After 33 years of intense research at the "We Research Ferrets and Only Ferrets Center" it has been declared once and for all that ferrets, by nature, don't care if you live or die.  "What they want is food and water and plenty of things to steal.  Other than that, they look cute and make lots of eye-contact, but other than that, they simply don't care."
This breakthrough, began with a ferret named Napolean who was asked in "ferret-speak" if she really
cared about her human-handlers or not.
In ferret-speak, she said that, "as long as there is something to drag under the couch and food and water
and holes to sneak through, I could care less about so and so...."

Stay tuned, the research is ever-continuing, but in the meantime, it might be important for ferret owners
all over the world to know that they are out for themselves and only themselves."

Karen Ruddidka, World Animal Times